Name: Sam

Age: 20
Pronouns: they/them
Timezone: MST

Greetings, my name is Sam but I also go by Chaos. I have a dog named Titan and two cats named Yin and Yang. I'm currently unemployed and trying to figure things out. When I was younger I wanted to learn coding but didn't get around to it for a long time. So far I've gotten pretty good with html but I'm still learning. I also hope to learn other coding languages in the future. My true passion is writing and once I get around to it, I'll post some of my works on here.

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I taste like Nuclear Waste. Delicious.

Tasting like nuclear waste is a good thing - nothing bites me, nothing eats me, few things even touch me. I appreciate the solitude my harsh exterior brings.

I am a Top-hat.

I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades; creative, in a stylistic sort of way, a little vain, a little dark, perhaps a little archaic. I get on alright with people, but I can take them or leave them.

I am a Thrust-ship.

I am small and tricky - where you think I am, I probably am not. I can work very fast, but I tend to go about things in a round about way, which often leaves me effectively standing still. I hate rocks. Bloody rocks.

The first three pictures are of my dog and cats, the rest are just memes and stuff that I like. All of it is sfw. Though there is some minor swearing.